why i need a boat

i need a boat to be popular and to find a potential husband.

my family boats growing up and it was the best. the greatest thing about summer was/is going to the lake and spending the whole day on boat. intertubbing, water skiing, wake boarding and playing. we had bbq on the lake unitl the bbq went over board. i love being at the lake on a boat. trips down to lake shatsa were also a highlight of summer/boating time. a week of skiing, amazing water and fun.

getting back to why i need a boat, to be popular. i have just come back after living overseas and don't know too many people in ol' fg. thus i need a boat to make friends.

to find a potential husband. by making myself popular this will give me exposure to a wide demographic of people including single males between the ages of 23-30 years. for this group myself and roommate could possibly find a husband- which my dad feels i am incapable of doing as he asks family friends to set me up. anyway meeting husbands. yes

and that is why i need a boat, please dad :)